Posted 46 minutes ago

A ‘Show-us-your-desktop’ meme.

One rule: NO changing your background once you’ve been tagged! Even if it’s embarrassing!

(Heh, it’s funny for me ‘cause the bf has the background set to change the image and the quote every couple minutes, and THIS is what I got. )

Hm, I’m not good at tagging people.. But I’ll do mercurymaplekey, caroline-decker, aaaaand ironbite4.

Posted 53 minutes ago

meet the blogger

  • do you usually sleep with your closet door open or closed? Closed. Used to go back and forth until the day I heard my parents banging. Closed forever after that. 
  • do you take the shampoo from hotel rooms? Usually already have too much to carry back for that. 
  • where is your next vacation? Ugh, non existent. 
  • who do you think reads these? Probably only mutuals. No idea though really. 
  • do you have a calendar in your room? Not right now.
  • what’s your plan for the day? INTERNET FOREVER I HAVEN’T GONE OUTSIDE IN THREE DAYS. 
  • are you reading any books right now? I have VC Andrews’s ‘Roxy’s Story’ I’ve been trying to get past the prologue for FOREVER. I keep getting sidetracked. 
  • do you ever count your steps when you walk? Probably. Don’t remember. 
  • do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing?  Sometimes.
  • do you chew your pens and pencils? Only on those old pencils. There was something satisfying about nibbling on those. (I use mechanical ones now.)
  • what is your “song of the week”? Queen’s ‘Killer Queen’
  • is it okay for guys to wear pink? There’s just something about salmon that looks particularly nice on men. 
  • do you still watch cartoons? What blog have YOU been following? 
  • what do you drink with dinner? Whatever’s handy. If we’re talking alcoholic though usually beer, since that’s what the bf buys. 
  • what do you dip chicken nuggets in? Hot/honey mustard all the way. 
  • what is your favourite food/cuisine? Anything smothered in cheese. But I am quite fond of Mexican, Italian, and Indian food. And potatoes. 
  • when was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? Wrote a note for the bf telling him I was out? XD;
  • can you change the oil on a car? I dunno, gimme a can and a funnel and we’ll find out. 
  • what is your usual bedtime? I have none. XP Used to be around 2 or 3AM, but for the past few days it’s been 5 or 6AM. XD; 
  • afraid of heights? Slightly. Not enough to hinder me. 
  • occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Palaeontologist, archaeologist, writer, singer, and actress. 
  • hot tea or cold tea? Both!
  • tea or coffee?Tea, definitely tea. Coffee only when I’m desperate. 
  • favourite kind of cookie? Maple cream. Or digestive. Nothing tops grandmother-homemade ones though. 
  • can you swim well? Well I probably won’t win any awards but sure. 
  • can you hold your breath w/o manually holding your nose? Yup! 

(Source: littlegiilbert)

Posted 1 hour ago
Posted 1 hour ago

kitd-fohs:

salmonslushie:

i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids

I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

Posted 1 hour ago

turkishwitch:

witchcraftings:

faelight:

A quick and dirty chart to tarot cards and their common meanings. Be open to different interpretations of these words. Researching deeper into the meaning of each card is recommended if things are still unclear, or these definitions aren’t jiving with you.

A great quick reference for people just starting to lose the book and go in with only the cards. With years of reading, I still haven’t memorized them. But like faelight said, researching deeper is recommended. (The book and the chart may say one thing, but if your gut says another, it’s probably right).

for to study later

(Source: faefire)

Posted 1 hour ago

45 Things I Want to See Less of in Stories

elumish:

  1. The quiet, stoic man who is only antisocial because he is secretly gay
  2. The bisexual woman who turns out to be really actually straight
  3. The bisexual man who turns out to be really actually gay
  4. Sex solving relationships
  5. Dysfunctional relationships having no-caveat happily-ever-afters
  6. Strong women ending up being submissive to men
  7. People changing their personalities without reason
  8. People solving all of their problems the first time
  9. Relationships curing mental illnesses
  10. Ability not matching training
  11. The girl being a virgin but the guy being uber-experienced
  12. The girl having sexual experience and being shamed for it
  13. Girls having had lots of sex being seen as self-destructive while guys having had lots of sex being seen as normal
  14. People adjusting to rapid changes in their lives with no difficulty
  15. The girl fixing the broken guy (usually through sex)
  16. People having the necessary abilities without doing any work
  17. The main character being the smartest person in the room
  18. The main character being great at whatever they try
  19. The main character being able to do everything and solve every problem
  20. Magic without consequences
  21. Hidden magical societies for no reason
  22. The main character who is a reader
  23. The petty teenage girl whose only real sins are not being a reader and liking fashion
  24. The child who is “wise beyond their years”
  25. Stories that take an extended period of time with no apparent seasons
  26. Battles that don’t account for the environment
  27. Mythical creatures only being based in Christian or European mythology
  28. The only mythical creatures in East-Asian-inspired stories being dragons
  29. Everyone being cisgenered, white, and heterosexual
  30. Women needing to be saved by men
  31. Rape of a woman as a motivator for a male relative/friend/romantic or sexual partner
  32. Murder of a woman as a motivator for a male relative/friend/romantic or sexual partner
  33. Unqualified people ending up in charge of making major decisions
  34. The missing parent who is uber-powerful
  35. The dysfunctional parent
  36. The white savior
  37. The token black character
  38. The token gay character
  39. Judeo-Christian or Abrahamic morality in a non-Judeo-Christian/Abrahamic society
  40. Having cities with no poverty
  41. Continuously available clean water in non-modern/first-world country
  42. Conlangs being based on Romance languages
  43. Conlangs having excessive apostrophes
  44. Made-up biology
  45. A lack of research
Posted 1 hour ago

Oc portraits by Kolhydrat

Take any excuse to share this again. My lady Junker on the bottom right. <3

Posted 1 hour ago
Anybody else thinking what I&#8217;m thinking?

Anybody else thinking what I’m thinking?

Posted 3 hours ago

rexuality:

me: wow this is fucked up
vagina: idk it’s kinda hot :|
me: vagina no
vagina: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Posted 3 hours ago

bitteroreo:

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

the-goddamazon:

unmoveablebeast:

dirtygrandma:

once upon a time, in Japan…. *white characters*

this takes place in Africa… *white characters*

our story starts in the Middle East… *white characters*

Long ago in Europe… *white characters* “for historical accuracy”

Long ago in obvious alternate version of Europe or European influence…*white characters*…for ‘historical accuracy’.

Long ago in a place influenced by Asia or Africa but still *white characters*

In a Apocalyptic/Dystopian future about systematic oppression, and suffering still *white characters*

Posted 3 hours ago
  1. Baby: m-m-m
  2. Mother: what are you trying to say? mommy?
  3. Baby: MEGATRON HAS FALLEN. I, STARSCREAM, NOW LEAD THE DECEPTICONS.
Posted 3 hours ago

newvagabond:

oobii:

can strongarm bench press ratchet

8)

Posted 4 hours ago

Reblog if you have made a friend online that you would love to hang with, but they live far away.

the-badass-kitty-bee:

lesparklybrynja:

honnedell:

akita-neru:

americarockslikeaboss:

canadaakun:

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*cries* I want to have a huge sleepover with all of you~! It would be so beautiful~! </3 

 *looks at Rexno/ Nerumi* sigh……

*endless cries* *grabs I My Me Mine’s shoulders and shakes her* TELEPORT!

; AAA Greta!!

WE MUST ADVANCE OUR TECHNOLOGY SO WE CAN GROUND BRIDGE/TELEPORT TO EACH OTHER! 

(Source: themourningroutine)

Posted 4 hours ago

herzspalter:

Some Strongarms because I wanted to make some, too. I have no idea what she’s gonna be like, but damn, that design is awesome! What a lovely looking lady! I’m excited for RiD, I actually like the animation (looks like a music video or something) and I hope Strongarm is gonna be as awesome as she looks.

That helm is hard to draw, what the…

Posted 4 hours ago
Fucking white people
every person ever at least once regardless of skin color, heritage, or religion (via spicy-vagina-tacos)